Golf  

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain

Funerals

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. Mark Twain

Funerals  

If you don't go to other people's funerals they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Friendship

A friend is the masterpiece of nature. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you. Mark Twain

Friendship

Keep the company of those who seek the truth, and run from those who have found it. Vaclav Havel

Friendship

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship and it is the best ending for one. Oscar Wilde

Friendship

A friend is a gift I give to myself. Robert Louis Stevenson

Friendship

The only way to have a friend is to be a friend. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship

Be civil to all, sociable to many, familiar with few. Ben Franklin